Army (with Ben Folds Five)

Ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba Well I thought about the army Dad said, son you're fucking high And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything So I took my old man's advice Three sad semesters It was only fifteen grand spent in bed I thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band instead Grew a moustache and a mullet Got a job at Chic-fil-a Citing artistic differences The band broke up in may And in June reformed without me And they'd got a different name I nuked another Grandma's apple pie And hung my head in shame, oh nooo I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay Oh, I think I'll take it to LA Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday Ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba In this time of introspection On the eve of my election I say to my reflection God, please spare me more rejection 'Cause my peers, they criticize me And my ex-wives all despise me Try to put it all behind me But my redneck past is nipping at my heels I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about your mommy