Hiro's Song

My name is Hiro I am fifty one Since nineteen eighty Life has been no fun And i don't wanna die I left my family for the secretary Her name is Yuko She is twenty two She and my daughter Were best friends in high school They say I'm crazy and it's temporary But I refuse to rot Like my contemporaries I wanna explode In a karaoke supernova I don't wanna grow old Won't you let me Won't you let me explode In a karaoke supernova Last night she dressed me up In hip hop pants The phat g-style That rides below your ass She wants to show me To her mom and dad I told her I would not be down with that Cause lately I can feel the years between us And hope to God that friends at work don't see us Tonight she asked me if i'd ever seen Jesus Cause she had backstage passes for three of us I don't wanna grow old Won't you let me Won't you let me explode In a karaoke supernova So now she's gone and broke my heart, goddamn her Turns out she's been fucking his drum programmer She likes his style She likes his rock star glamour Well, she's an infant He can damn well have her I don't wanna grow old Won't you let me Won't you let me explode in a karaoke supernova