Rockin’ the Suburbs

Let me tell ya'll what it's like Being male, middle class and white It's a bitch, if you don't believe Listen up to my new CD Sham on I got shit running through my brain So intense that I can't explain All alone in my white boy pain Shake your booty while the band complains I'm rocking the suburbs Just like Michael Jackson did I'm rocking the suburbs Except that he was talented I'm rocking the suburbs I take the checks and face the facts That some producer with computers Fixes all my shitty tracks I'm pissed off but I'm too polite When people break in the McDonalds line Mom and dad you made me so uptight I'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight I don't know how much I can take Girl give me something I can break I'm rocking the suburbs Just like Quiet Riot did I'm rocking the suburbs Except that they were talented I'm rocking the suburbs I take the checks and face the facts That some producer with computers Fixes all my shitty tracks In a haze these days I pull up to the stoplight I can feel that something's not right I can feel that someone's blasting me With hate and bass Sending dirty vibes my way Cause my great great great great grandad Made someone's great great great great grandaddy slaves It wasn't my idea It wasn't my idea It never was my idea I just drove to the store For some Preparation H Ya'll don't know what it's like Being male, middle class and white It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say Fuck Just like Jon Bon Jovi did I'm rocking the suburbs Except that he was talented I'm rocking the suburbs I take the checks and face the facts That some producer with computers Fixes all my shitty tracks these days I'm rocking the suburbs You'd better look out because I'm gonna say fuck