One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces (with Ben Folds Five)

September '75 I was 47 inches high Mom said by Christmas I would have A bad-ass mother G.I. Joe For your little minds to blow I still got beat up after class Yeah, Now I'm big and important One angry dwarf and Two hundred solemn faces are you If you really wanna see me Check your papers and the TV Look who's telling who what to do Yeah, Kiss my ass good-bye Don't give me that bullshit You know who I am I'm your nightmare, little man Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry Jane, remember second grade? Said you couldn't stand my face Rather than kiss me You said you'd rather die I'm big and important One angry dwarf and Two hundred solemn faces are you If you really wanna see me Check your papers and the TV Look who's telling who what to do Yeah, Kiss my ass good-bye You'll be sorry one day Yes you will, yes you will You shouldn't push me around 'Cause I will, yes I will You will be sorry when I'm big Yes you will be sorry Cuz I'm big and important One angry dwarf and Two hundred solemn faces are you If you really wanna see me Check the papers and check the TV Look who's telling who what to do Yeah, Kiss my ass good-bye